Monday, September 17, 2007

Burnouts...

Does your forehead slope? Do your knuckles drag? No? then why do you mongoloids find it necessary to do burnouts in front of my house every time you drive by? theres a time and a place for everything...even burnouts! Real burnouts are done by pro drag racers to warm up their tires and make them sticky, not by 17-18 year old kids or 25 year old adults(and i use the word very loosly here), trying to show off there their manliness...or lack thereof.

I sit here and am tempted to call the 5-0 to come sit out here and regulate, but i think my new auto-cocker paintball gun and a good hiding place will do a bit better job.

My old neighbor from when i was a kid used to throw tennis balls at people for this type of stuff...
He was a fruitloop though...



Justa little venting...

1 comment:

mControl said...

Uhh Yup. I HATE those rat bastads! The obviously cannot read as the zero tolerance NO BURNOUT signs are clearly posted! Sloped foreheads = illiterate? Anyhow, love the idea of paintball power... Great blogging, Dub keep it up agro man. x-mControl