FUCK APPLE! Your products suck! As soon as somebody wants to buy my ipod, it dies/breaks.
FUCK. now i have a bunch of stuff for it and it doesnt work. pos! this is just my luck.
it worked fine and now it doesnt...wtf? I dont know what i did to deserve this karma but its so shitty.
I just wanted to sell, it now what? maybe i'll take a bat to it...or go out side and jump up and down on it...maybe it would make a nice frisbee....any suggestions?
Monday, September 24, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Cool guy...
Credit....I Dont have any. Thanks to P.S. The repo people came and took my car in the middle of the night. If He hadnt decided to file a frivalous law suit against my fam, i might still have some...dick.
Let me explain something...Yoyo boy(p.s.) Called us up on the day of my dads funeral(great timing on his behalf) and starts freaking out, Ill save all the details because i dont know if I can get to descriptive....
So anyway, here I am with my mom and sumo(long story), in k.c. mo, Just left the service, and am freaking out (rightfully so, considering the circumstances), And the phone rings, Its p.s.
And he's freaking, cuz he's a douche, and amidst his ranting, when we let him know where we are and that we wont be able to come to his"castle", and deal with his bullshit, he doesnt even have the common courtesy to give his condolances or anything. Fuckbag! In fact his exact words to my mom,(cuz if he had said it to me, he wouldnt be talking right now),"I dont give a FUCK about your dead husband, he doesnt need you right now, I do!" Eat dick Spector, oh wait you'll be doing plenty of that soon....
yeah, real cool guy huh?
Let me explain something...Yoyo boy(p.s.) Called us up on the day of my dads funeral(great timing on his behalf) and starts freaking out, Ill save all the details because i dont know if I can get to descriptive....
So anyway, here I am with my mom and sumo(long story), in k.c. mo, Just left the service, and am freaking out (rightfully so, considering the circumstances), And the phone rings, Its p.s.
And he's freaking, cuz he's a douche, and amidst his ranting, when we let him know where we are and that we wont be able to come to his"castle", and deal with his bullshit, he doesnt even have the common courtesy to give his condolances or anything. Fuckbag! In fact his exact words to my mom,(cuz if he had said it to me, he wouldnt be talking right now),"I dont give a FUCK about your dead husband, he doesnt need you right now, I do!" Eat dick Spector, oh wait you'll be doing plenty of that soon....
yeah, real cool guy huh?
Monday, September 17, 2007
F.S.A....Future sluts of america
How old is your daughter? 12? 13? 8? Then why do you as parents think its appropriate to dress you children like Ho-bags?
I have no children, but if i did i would definitely not let them wear make up or push up bra's!
This is ridiculous. Do you want them to get picked up by some ped? Or maybe get preggers by 15?
I know that pop culture has warped your sense of reality and all, but your child should not look like a mini Britney or Christina. You are preparing them to be gold digging sluts, by letting them dress like this, you are telling them that its ok to rely upon your looks or body to get what they want. That they can slack through life and find a man to take care of them....This is a 2 way street here girls, its called give-take.
These kids need to be just that, KIDS, not kids acting like adults. Life is not a magazine, this is not Vanity Fair, or Seventeen. This is real life and your kids are being little skanks...
...well at least they look like skanks....
I have no children, but if i did i would definitely not let them wear make up or push up bra's!
This is ridiculous. Do you want them to get picked up by some ped? Or maybe get preggers by 15?
I know that pop culture has warped your sense of reality and all, but your child should not look like a mini Britney or Christina. You are preparing them to be gold digging sluts, by letting them dress like this, you are telling them that its ok to rely upon your looks or body to get what they want. That they can slack through life and find a man to take care of them....This is a 2 way street here girls, its called give-take.
These kids need to be just that, KIDS, not kids acting like adults. Life is not a magazine, this is not Vanity Fair, or Seventeen. This is real life and your kids are being little skanks...
...well at least they look like skanks....
My life as a homeless man...
I was homeless....er, house-less to be exact...I had a home...my car. Inga is her name, shes Swedish. Its quite complicated to live in a Saab convertible with your whole life in there as well.
It started like this...I moved back to maui, where i grew up, thinking it would be like it was when I was a kid...wrong! It has been over developed, over consumed, over populated...but I digress. I moved back, with some one who I thought would appreciate it, once again I was wrong.I lived in an apartment where for the last year and a half or so, id been paying the rent on the 12th to the 15th, since the day i moved in! So i payed the rent on the 15th(or so) and on the first of the month my roomie came looking for more money, I didnt have it seeing as how work had been slow for me. so instead of waiting, he decided that while i was at work, he would go ahead and lock the doors and windows on me...fantastic, seeing as how we had no lease, or a extra set of keys(the former tenant had yet to return the key and we had no lease agreement), so i was s.o.l....
So for the next month and some change i was homeless...from showering at the beach to sleeping in my car. Straight up homeless! Fun!
And to make matters worse, I lost my job because he locked me out of the house and away from my work clothes and shower and shave kit(which by the way is ironic considering he was all butthurt cuz he says i wasnt working enough...hmmm)...great.
I forgot to mention that i was working at one of the, if not THE best and nicest French restaurant's in the state...
So here i am, living in my car, showering when i can, eating off the dollar menu at McD's, un shaven, sweating at night cuz its hot as SHIT! Life is grand. Unable to get my stuff out of the house, but secretly stoked because it had turned into free storage, considering the fact that i lived in a SAAB 2 DOOR CONVERTIBLE!
But i made it, and now im living in cali...not in my car, but in my own space...!yay! got my dog, my stuff and my skateboard....THANK JAH!
Burnouts...
Does your forehead slope? Do your knuckles drag? No? then why do you mongoloids find it necessary to do burnouts in front of my house every time you drive by? theres a time and a place for everything...even burnouts! Real burnouts are done by pro drag racers to warm up their tires and make them sticky, not by 17-18 year old kids or 25 year old adults(and i use the word very loosly here), trying to show off there their manliness...or lack thereof.
I sit here and am tempted to call the 5-0 to come sit out here and regulate, but i think my new auto-cocker paintball gun and a good hiding place will do a bit better job.
My old neighbor from when i was a kid used to throw tennis balls at people for this type of stuff...
He was a fruitloop though...
Justa little venting...
I sit here and am tempted to call the 5-0 to come sit out here and regulate, but i think my new auto-cocker paintball gun and a good hiding place will do a bit better job.
My old neighbor from when i was a kid used to throw tennis balls at people for this type of stuff...
He was a fruitloop though...
Justa little venting...
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